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Serial Love -- Chapter 1Davis hated alarm clocks, particularly on weekdays and especially in the mornings. His natural reaction to the high-pitched aural assault was to groan, roll over, and flail about in bed for 20 seconds as a mental patient would. After this amount of time, he would usually see the futility of his struggle and reluctantly flop out of bed, walk over to his clock, and shut it off. From there, he would stagger down the hall to the shower, usually stepping on his cat's tail in the process. He and his cat, Firo, had a love-hate relationship for this very reason. Mumbling an apology, he'd usually grab a towel from a cabinet in his spacious bathr Serial Love -- Chapter 1
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Serial Love -- PrologueCoffee is probably one of the most popular drinks in the world. Though initially bitter and dark, it can be customized in any number of ways, becoming sweet, creamy, and even iced. Due to this nature of customization and individuality, it is a popular drink among teenagers looking to create an image for themselves.
Luke Liaison was not one of these teenagers.
Although he did enjoy coffee (Double-shot Cappuccino with extra vanilla syrup added), he didn’t seek to create any image for himself. In fact, he didn’t really care what others thought of him; as long as he could do the things he enjoyed, he was happy. Serial Love -- Prologue
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Serial Love-- ExerptThe bowl of condensed Chicken Noodle soup stared vengefully at Davis, who continued to poke at it with a spoon. He had tried eating it, as his mother had instructed, to help keep his cold in check, but gave up the pursuit after finding the thin sodium-rich broth to be very low in therapeutic properties. He really didn’t feel all that sick, in fact he could just as easily made his own soup, but mother had insisted that he “keep his strength up.” The only reason that he was sitting at his desk instead of lying in bed was because his mother was out of the house to buy things to help Davis feel better. “That should Serial Love-- Exerpt
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I think I'm in love with Heather Hogan.

Fri Apr 17, 2009, 7:14 PM

Mood: Love Dazed
Listening to: Anything involving Hatsune Miku
Reading: The Lincoln Lawyer
Watching: Baccano!
Playing: Xenosaga: Episode III: Also Spracht Zarathustra
Eating: Nothing. My intestines are on a purge cycle.
Drinking: Dihydrogen Monoxide

And I just found out today, so I know it's true.

For the unenlightened, Heather Hogan is a voice actress who is probably best known for her work as Ducky from the Land Before Time 2-4. I say that she's BEST known for these roles, but those were done when she was around ten or so.

A bit young for my tastes. The Heather Hogan I've fallen for is all woman.

She also played Collette in Tales of Symphonia, and Miyuki Itsumi in the Xenosaga series. Her most recent role (I think) is Shiki Misaki from The World Ends With You. A simply adorable voice and she's definitely a very pretty woman.

So yeah, the search is over. I mean, we have so much in common: We both fit into the 18-34 age demographic (Which means we probably both love "The Daily Show" as well!); I love Miyuki Itsumi, and she IS Miyuki Itsumi! It's like... destiny or some shit.

I'll bet we both eat food as well, wouldn't THAT be a curious coincidence?

I would like to use this journal to appeal to my friends to pitch in for her to get a plane ticket to Kansas City, so that I may meet up with her at... Pac Sun or... Panera Bread... or wherever it is that people my age like to go... and bond over our mutual dislike of rap music. I shall wear my finest tuxedo and whisk her away to my Belgian Studio where we shall paint fine portraits of orphan children to be sold at market (the portraits, not the orphans). And everyone lives happily ever after!

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm going to prom with a girl I like from school.

(This journal is intended as a joke, and should not be used as grounds for a restraining order or as evidence in court. I do not personally know Heather Hogan, and have no knowledge of where she is at the given moment, much as I would pay for that information. To recap, everything is a joke except for the prom thing.)

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